just-shower-thoughts:

If you’re afraid to check your account balance… you probably need to check your account balance

lorettafryingpan:

THINGS THAT ARE KEEPING ME UP TONIGHT:

• Nott saying that she likes magic because “you can make people think things that aren’t real” to Caleb “someone used Modify Memory to trick me into murdering my parents” Widogast
  

ensignro:

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

queergraffiti:

“Anti-terf zone”

found in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

bi-trans-alliance:

Trans pride crosswalk in Calgary, Canada 💜

gladejade:

I’ve been rewatching b99 and you can’t tell me that this didn’t happen on the starblaster

mightybignein:

Fjord: Spends a whole story arc trying to figure out what happened to Vandren and if he’s even alive and comes up with next to nothing.

Caduceus: (Gets high one night)

warriormale:

random-user00:

warriormale:

tiny-glowing-beans:

warriormale:

venomlynx:

warriormale:

This is EXACTLY what happens when Men fight for the first time!

EXACTLY!

The Man Switch gets turned from OFF to ON.

So, for all you Men out there……

Turn on your Man Switch!

Visit a fight gym and take a free class!

Fight!

It will change you FOREVER!

Train and fight!

Always seek Manliness!

WarriorMale

I can’t believe @warriormale can find fighting analogies in something so adorable, and yet it be true.

Does my dude have a built in fight-detector that picks up anything that can be related to combat so he can rush to the scene and cheer them on?

Absolutely!

When the Man Switch is turned ON, this “fight-detector” starts to function!’

When Men fight, they want more Manliness.

So when they see a guy that looks like a fighter, they want to fight him!

Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness.

Self Control kicks in but that desire to fight is always there when that Switch is turned ON.

Fighters LOVE Manliness!

WarriorMale

@warriormale is the threatening encouragement we all need

Wow, I’ve never heard that before!

Thank you!

Threatening Encouragement!

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

This post is gold!

Thank you for the show of Respect.

I am honored.

WarriorMale

alesshi:

My baby Stevonnie as the Diamond Authority.

zicygomar:

eevee-nicks:

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

I couldn’t re-find that one comment about the clown school, but I drew it anyways

deafgaming:

Skyrim announced for the Sheikah Slate

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)